I find this experience is amusing. I need to share it.
On my last trip, we visited Venice. We took a ride on
gondola, exploring the canals of Venice. Nice experience. We only have a couple
of hour for free time, so I went to see things around St.Mark’s Square; which
kinda boring, cos I don’t shop. Not interested in buying anything at all. So I
just walk round and round the piazza, until I bumped into my travelmates, who
were exhausted from their shop-and-hunt activites, so we decided have sit in
one of the piazza’s café.
The café was beautiful, full-music (they provide a mini
orchestra!) and it has an elegant atmosphere. So, four of us sat and took some
orders: an espresso, a pizza, a chocolate ice-cream, and a amarena-cherry
ice-cream for me. Btw, it was the guy who ordered espresso that insisted us to
visit the café, the real reason behind it not ‘cos he was thirsty or anything,
he just wanted to use the café’s TOILET.
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me being narsistic at the cafe. and that's the super yummy amarena cherry ice-cream |
So, there he went to the toilet, and he came back with
frowning face, saying “NO WATER”. Then the orders came, he again, started to
complained about the espresso. Not about the taste, he complained about the
size (which is around 30ml, I guess) and the price. The espresso cost 6.5euro.
Plus the orchestra surcharge is 6 euro per person – Yes! We need to pay extra for
those fine music! Total 12.5 for his part. Btw, the pizza and ice creams were amazing.
So tasty. Worth every cent of it. :D
Yet he was so nice to pay for us, which total 78 euro. I
guess he feels responsible to pay cos he was the one that insisted about going
to the café. He grumbled as we left the café, saying “kopi tadi, diminum engga
jadi daging, tapi jadi pikiran” – roughly translated as “the espresso that I
took, won’t transform into flesh in my body, but it’ll become a moan in my
mind”.
I laughed and asked
“Why?” Then he admitted that he went to the café just for taking a poo, when he
said there’s no water, doesn’t mean the flush didn’t work; it’s just that he
need to clean his butt with water, not with tissue paper (just like most of
other Indonesian). So, I innocently suggested him to take a
MINERAL WATER BOTTLE into the toilet (I’ve seen many aunties bring a bottle of
water, please use your imagination on how they clean their butt). And he
answered, “Well, I don’t have any”. And I once again, innocently took a water
bottle from my bag and offered it to him. Of course, he was irritated; we have
left the premises! Hahahhaa.
I was laughing so hard when I found out what he really meant
by “NO WATER”. And for him to spend 78 euro just for taking a poo – and yet
FAILED, was hilarious. It ALMOST became the most expensive toilet-fee he ever
had. Hahahaha.